Read between the lines

You need no search at the self-help shelves to understand life and your own self, even a simple folktale can be an ultimate eye-opener if you're just willing to read between the lines .

Learn and never ever stop

Don't count the profit by the amount of money you receive or kill to receive a certificate by the end of every undertaking. Learn sincerely, generously, you will never know when you might need what

It's simple

In a materialistic world in which everyone strives and chases after money, I'd like to work for satisfaction.

Old habits die hard

The habits that we pick up at some point of time once fossilized within us won't leave us. Just like a tattoo, we take them everywhere we go, for as long as we live.

Love Thyself

Just like a good book with a well-illustrated cover, the person you are should overpower youself more than your gorgeous hair and hour-glass curves (which is the ultimate stereotype surely), and that is the real deal!

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

U Can LiVe 5 YeArS lOngEr !!!..trUst Me In Diz..



U'll live 5 years longer if u...


*Eat CHOCOLATE: people who eat chocolate 3 times a week live 5 years longer than those who say no to sweets-or eat them more often. The reason is probably chocolate's high antioxidant count- it contains even more of these vital nutrients than FRUIT! Jean Calment, who at 122 was the world's oldest living woman, attributed her lomgevity to eating chocolate everyday...


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*Get a MORNING KISS: studies by insurance companies have found that if a husband gets a goodbye kiss from his wife he's less likely to crash his car and likely to live 5 years lomger than men without the SUNRISE SMOOCH..this sounds funny but its true.

*Practise HARA HACHI BU : No. not a martial art, but a tip from japanese island Okinawa. It means STOP EATING WHEN u're 80% FULL.not only does this cut calories, it also reduces stress on the liver and kidneys.

*Become VEGETARIAN: vegetarians live 7 years longer than meat eaters.it could be less fat or more fruit, vegetables and wholegrains in the diet or just karma for being nice to animals..lolx..

Monday, December 8, 2008

In LuV WiF TheZe QuOtEz /SAyiNz.....


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Life Goes On






Crying Shoulder






Colorful






Lazy Legend






What You Deserve








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Sunday, December 7, 2008

DoStAnA!!!..Da Gay MoVie.......lolx





“DOSTANA is no BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN. It’s not a serious take on homosexuality either. On the contrary, it’s a madcap comedy where two straight men pretend to be gays. Although DOSTANA is a mainstream commercial film, it dares to push the envelope in its own way. It brings homosexuality out of the closet, gives it respect and dignity and doesn’t treat gays as ‘abnormal’.”The screen chemistry between the Abhishek-Priyanka-John trio is palpably cozy. Priyanka Chopra looks gorgeous and is perfectly poised in her performance. She never under-acts or goes over-the-top. John has more to show-off than his chiseled physique. He is easygoing in his role of the dominant male. Abhishek Bachchan is splendid in his sissy act (in the initial reels) and even otherwise is impressive. Bobby Deol thankfully underplays his character. Boman Irani is accurate in his gay act though his petty portion was avoidable. Kirron Kher repeats the Om Shanti Om act with precision…” I LOVE THIS MOVIE LIKE HELL!!

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

BrAiN PuZzLeS !!!

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it’s important that we keep mentally alert. The saying: “If you don’t use it, you will lose it” also applies to the brain. Below is a very private way to gage your loss or non-loss of intelligence.OK, relax, clear your mind and . . . begin.

1. What do you put in a toaster? The answer is bread. If you said “toast”, then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, “bread”, go to question 2.

2. Say “silk” five times. Now spell “silk”. What do cows drink? Answer: Cows drink water. If you said “milk”, please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously overstressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such as “Children’s World! “. If you said, “water” then proceed to question three.

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from? Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said “green bricks”, what the heck are you still doing here reading these questions? If you said “glass”, then go on to question four.

4. Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane crashes smack in the middle of “no man’s land” between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors - East Germany or West Germany or in “no man’s land”? Answer: You don’t, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you said, “Don’t bury the survivors” then proceed to the next question.

5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60th of a degree every minute then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour? Answer: One degree. If you said “360 degrees” or anything other than “one degree”, you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and exit the room. Everyone else proceed to the final question.

6. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from Germantown, Wisconsin to Madison, Wisconsin. In Germantown, 17 people get on the bus. In Lannon, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Waukesha, two people get off and four get on. In Delafield, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Lake Mills, three people get off and five people get on. In Middleton, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Madison. What was the name of the bus driver? Answer: Oh, for heaven sake! It was YOU, Read the first line!!!

SpO0Ky ! SpO0Ky!..iTz GhOsT BabE..


We have all been raised with ghosts in our lives. Cartoons, stories & Legends, Halloween, and deceased relatives that we wonder about. We all die so it's part of our heritage, no matter what culture that is. We know as far back as man has been writing symbols on walls that we've contemplated spirits from another realm.


Ghosts are more than deceased people. If they were just that, there would be nothing to talk about. Crossing over to the next dimension doesn't make you a ghost. Ịt's when you come back and let your presence be known among the living. They move an object, provide a fleeting glance, come to us in our dreams, and whisper to us though we may not be able to see them. They are souls that have something to show, do or say to us.


Why do they come back? What is so compelling to them that they are not in final rest where they are in the afterlife? I think there are many reasons. For some, it's unfinished business. For others, it's pure love. They simply don't want to let go. Something strong exists within them to want to come back to this realm to hold dear, expose or endure something strong to them. I think it applies to the living as well. Why do we cling to thoughts of those that have passed, even to those that are still living? I guarantee you it's for many of the same reasons they do. Just because we leave this dimension doesn't mean we stop being human in our thoughts and desires. What we are here is what we take with us. The same love, fear, and desires don't cease when we do.


I think ghosts are just those souls strong enough to break through the dimensions to express their will or cling to some past. There are several ways they can do this. One of the most common are those that have just recently crossed over. Their energy is still strong enough that it's possible for them to be seen and even communicated with just a few hours or days after their departure. One might call this their etheric presence. It fades shortly after the physical perishes but it too diminishes quickly, like an aura that no longer has a host.
Equal to the pull of love is anguish. More than not, a ghost is a person whose life ended abruptly and sometimes violently. This can be known as a haunting because they are haunted by a life now gone. The haunting is from their thoughts and their presence become testimony to that.
If you think about it, ghosts are just you and I. What will become of us when we move on? Will we come back? Will we want to? I guess we'll find out.

StRiCLy In MoViEz OnLY !!!

Did you ever notice that certain things only happen in the movies, but never happen in real life? For example:

1. It is always possible to find a parking spot directly outside or opposite the building you are visiting.

2. When paying for a taxi, don’t look at your wallet as you take out a note. Just grab one out at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.

3. Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at the precise moment it’s aired.

4. Creepy music (or satanic chanting) coming from a graveyard should always be closely investigated.

5. Any lock can be picked with a credit card or paperclip in seconds. UNLESS it’s the door to a burning building with a child inside

6. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
7. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red digital displays so you know exactly when they are going to explode.

8. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to learn to speak German. Simply speaking English with a German accent will do. Similarly, when they are alone, all German soldiers prefer to speak English to each other.

9. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off. Even while scuba diving.

10. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris.

11. Any police officer about to retire from the force will more often than not die on their last day (especially if their family have planned a party). (Caveat: Detectives can only solve a case after they have been suspended from duty).

12. Getaway cars never start first go. But all cop cars do. (They will also slide to a dramatic stop in the midst of a crime scene).

13. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises wearing their most revealing underwear.

14. On a police stake-out, the action will only ever take place when food is being consumed and scalding hot coffees are perched precariously on the dashboard…

15. All grocery shopping involves the purchase of French loaves which will be placed in open brown paper bags (Caveat: when said bags break, only fruit will spill out).

16. Cars never need fuel (unless they’re involved in a pursuit).

17. If you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts, your opponents will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around you in a threatening manner until you have defeated their predecessor.

18. If a microphone is turned on it will immediately feedback.

19. Guns are like disposable razors. If you run out of bullets, just throw the gun away. you will always find another one.

20. All single women have a cat.

21. Cars will explode instantly when struck by a single bullet.

22. No matter how savagely a spaceship is attacked, its internal gravity system is never damaged.

23. If being chased through a city you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick’s Day parade - at any time of the year.

24. The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. Nobody will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building undetected.

25. You will survive any battle in any war UNLESS you show someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.

26. Prostitutes always look like Julia Roberts or Jamie Lee Curtis. They have expensive clothes and nice apartments but no pimps. They are friendly with the shopkeepers in their neighbourhood who don’t mind at all what the girl does for a living.

27. A single match is usually sufficient to light up a room the size of a football stadium.

28. It is not necessary to say "Hello" or "Goodbye" when beginning a telephone conversation. A disconnected call can always be restored by frantically beating the cradle and saying "Hello? Hello?" repeatedly.

29. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at once (this is known as Stallone’s Law).

30. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in you room will still be visible, just slightly bluish.

31. Plain or even ugly girls can become movie star pretty simply by removing their glasses and rearranging their hair.

32. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their enemies with complicated devices incorporating fuses, pulleys, deadly gases, lasers and man-eating sharks.

33. All beds have special L-shaped sheets that reach to armpit level on a woman but only up to the waist of the man lying beside her.

34. Anyone can land a 747 as long as there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.

35. During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.

36. You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.

37. Most musical instruments (especially wind instruments and accordions) can be played without moving your fingers.

38. In Middle America, all gas station attendants have red handkerchiefs hanging out of their back pockets.

39. All teen house parties have one of every stereotypical subculture present (even people who aren’t liked and would never get invited to parties).

40. Trucks use their horns at random (no hang on, that happens in real life too!).

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

~10 ReaSoNz 2 EaT ChOcOz...YuMmY YuM!!



The 10 Reasons:



1. Chocolate Makes You Live Longer
Researchers at Harvard University in the U.S. studied 8,000 men for 65 years and found that those who ate modest amounts of chocolate up to three times a month lived almost a year longer than those who didn't eat any. They concluded that this was likely to be due to the fact that cocoa contains anti-oxidants called polyphenols, also found in red wine, which prevent the oxidation of harmful cholesterol. Anti-oxidants are also known to protect against cancer!



2. Chocolate Is Good For Stress
This is thought to be so because chocolate contains valeric acid, which is a relaxant and tranquilliser. Also, the sugar in chocolate may reduce stress - sugar has been shown to have a calming and pain-relieving effect on babies and animals because sweet tastes activate the opiate-like substances in our brain.



3. We All Know Chocolate Makes Us Feel Better
There are a number of scientific reasons for this. The smell of chocolate has been found to slow down brain waves, making us feel calm. Most of the time our brains are dominated by beta waves - normal waking frequency. When our brain activity slows to alpha waves, we experience a pleasant feeling of calm but alert relaxation. Also, because most of us find eating chocolate so pleasurable, we release endorphins (also released during sex… hmmm) in the brain. These have similar pharmacological actions as morphine, acting as pain-relievers and giving us a sense of well-being.



4. Chocolate Does Not Give You Spots
Although many teenagers blame chocolate for their acne, there's no scientific data to confirm this link. Scientists at Missouri University even gave spot-prone subjects chocolate to eat and observed their skin for the next week - with no effect.



5. Nutritionists Say That Chocolate Does Not Make You Put On Weight
You can't blame any single food for weight gain. So long as you don't eat more calories than you burn off, you won't get fat!



6. Chocolate Could Boost Concentration
This can occur, for example, if you eat it mid-afternoon, when blood sugar levels get a bit low. Chocolate has a reasonably low glycaemic index (GI), which means it gives long-lasting energy because it doesn't raise blood sugar levels too quickly. For example, a typical bar of chocolate has a GI of 70 compared with 73 for a bowl of cornflakes. This means a chocolate bar will keep you going for longer. Also, chocolate is a good source of chromium, which helps control blood sugar because it is involved in making glucose available in the body.



7. Chocolate Helps Us Digest Milk
This means it is good for those who are lactose-intolerant. Researchers at Rhode Island University have shown that cocoa stimulates activity of the enzyme lactase in the intestine. We need this to digest lactose, the sugar found in milk. Lactose-intolerant patients showed a reduction in bloating, cramping and diarrhoea when one-and-a-half teaspoons of cocoa were added to a cup of milk.



8. Chocolate Boosts The Appetite
This could be because it contains cannabinoid-like substances that are known to affect the hypothalamus, the part of the brain that controls hunger. This isn't ideal if you're on a diet but for those who need to put on weight or who are convalescing, chocolate could be just what you need to help get your appetite back!



9. Chocolate Can Make You More Alert
Cholocate contains a stimulant called theobromine, a caffeine-like substance that is thought to make us more alert. But theobromine doesn't have the side-effect of giving us the jitters, like caffeine, and chocolate contains only minute amounts of caffeine - a mug of coffee has about 85mg compared with just 1mg in three squares of chocolate.



10. Chocolate Is Nutritious
A 50g bar of plain chocolate contains 1.2mg of iron and 45mg of magnesium. Moreover, milk chocolate is a reasonable source of calcium - a 50g bar contains 110mg. However, we'd need to eat about seven bars to get the recommended daily allowances of these minerals.

So, there you are - ten good reasons to sink your teeth into a bar of delicious, mouth-watering, lip-smacking and *sinful* chocolate! Hey hey - who ever said that science was boring? See, it's given us a whole bunch of reasons to indulge and binge! Whoopee!

Sunday, November 30, 2008

SUrViVal!!!

yeah at last i'm havin da mood 2 write sumthin about myself..i mean its not about myself bt its bout wats happenin 2 myself..OMG..wat can i say ppl..SPM jas finished..firstly during SPM every1 was busy thinking bout da freedom n hols, n now wen everythin is here, it seems boring!!!!!!...its nt oni my opinion bt my other friends' as well...every1 is bored...yeah sumtyms i feel lyk goin back 2 school n study. bt da prob is tat da guard neva allow me in.durghh!!!..niway its already da end of my high school lyf..i'm kinda hapi bout it bt still i miss my high school lyf..especially my lovely friends..luv them all ..wateva lar..now coming 2 da phase of my lyf called "BOREDOM"...yeah, i dun noe how else 2 call it as..DAMN BORING!!!.. 1 week jas passed n i am damn bored..feelin lyk bangin my head on da wall...jas imagine anotha few months!!!!.. i hope i still can survive n most importantly b normal n alive!!!! og god! oni u can help me!!!!!!......now wat matters is SURVIVAL !!!!

Friday, November 28, 2008

SciEnTiFicaLLy Don't CrY


Step1

Crying manifests itself physically through not just tears, but a whole body response. Think about how you feel when you cry; physically. Because the physical response tells our body we are crying, by altering our physical state, we can tell the brain that we are NOT crying!


Step2

The first thing that happens when we cry is that our breathing changes. Our breath becomes shallow and rapid as our emotions rise. When you feel yourself about to cry, notice your breathing and relax your diaphragm and take slower, deeper breaths.


Step3

The second physical response to crying is our facial muscles contract. Our eyes narrow, forehead becomes tense and mouth tightens. Relax your face! While working on your breathing, widen your eyes and relax your facial muscles. It is impossible to cry with relaxed breathing and facial muscles. Try it and see.


Step4

The last physical response that we can control is our body. Again, we tense and tighten up in response to emotion. Like with your breathing and your face, relax your body. By changing our physical response, we effectively change the signals from the brain and eliminate the crying response

PuT Tat Lil' SmiLe On Ur FacE !!


Step1

Let go of worries if you can't deal with them productively. Realize that merely being concerned about something is a waste of time. If there's nothing you can actually do to help the situation, direct your attention to something that you can change.


Step2

Learn to appreciate the good things in your life rather than focusing on the bad. Consider creating a gratitude journal in which you jot down three positive things that you did, witnessed or felt during the day. You'll soon find yourself seeking out the good instead of the bad.


Step3

Distract yourself with activities that make you happy. Take up a hobby like doing crossword puzzles that requires you to concentrate as opposed to something like knitting that you can do while you're still dwelling on unhappy thoughts.


Step4

Accept the notion that your life can't be perfect. If you're working toward a goal, look at setbacks as ways to improve your strategy for the better. Take your time to achieve a dream rather than making yourself meet an imaginary deadline that will only make you doubt your efforts.


Step5

Conquer the need to rehash arguments in your mind. Get into the habit of expressing all of your feelings during the discussion, weighing what the other person has to say and finding a way to accept the outcome so you can move on.

MakE uR LyF SiZzLe...


Step1

Change your attitude. Look at the positive, not the negative in everything you do. When you keep your eyes open to the good in life, interesting things come your way.


Step2

Look at life as an adventure. Find fun things to do in your own neighborhood instead of getting into the rut of going to work, coming home and sitting on the couch. Go outside and live life to the fullest.


Step3

Find hobbies that you like. You will have fun, have something to look forward to and also meet people with your common interests. Finding people to share ideas with is always interesting.


Step4

Try something you've never done before and open your mind to new things. Use different parts of your brain by learning music, art or logic. Challenge yourself to learn things you have never tried before.


Step5

Surround yourself with interesting people. Talk to other people and listen to what they find interesting. You might find something new that you'd like to try.


Step6

Visit places around the globe. Travel to different countries and meet people from different cultures.


Step7

Choose a career you're interested in instead of just working at a job. You will enjoy your work and find each day interesting. Take courses in your field to increase your knowledge and skills.